Monday, April 18, 2011

Have any popes ever been assassinated?

The answer is: Yes.

Several for sure, many more died under shady conditions.

I suspect there are some juicy stories out there, but for now I will leave you with this:

In her book, Saints and Sinners, Eamon Duffy says, "A THIRD* of the popes elected between 872 and 1012 died in suspicious circumstances...

  • John VIII (872-82) - bludgeoned to death by his own entourage
  • Stephen VI (896-7) - strangled
  • Leo V (903) - murdered by his successor, Sergius III (904-11)
  • John X (914-28) - suffocated
  • Stephen VII (939-42) horribly mutilated, a fate shared by the Greek antipope John XVI (997-8), who, unfortunately for him, did not die from the removal of his eyes, nose, lips, tongue, and hands
"Most of these men were maneuvered into power by a succession of powerful families... John X, one of the few popes of this period to make a stand against aristocratic domination, was deposed and then murdered by [those] who had appointed him in the first place" (104).

If I find out any more bloody details, I will be sure to share them.

Until the next question arises,
Your Unemployed Theologian with way too many books

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Duffy, Eamon. Saints and Sinners: A History of the Popes. New Haven: Yale University Press, 2006.

*formatting added for emphasis

2 comments:

  1. GREATEST BLOG NAME EVER.

    Also, that shit is so fucked up. The fact that we love The Borgias and their fuckedupness and the gory details of slain popes probably says something about our level of fuckedupness.

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  2. Yes, I see your point, but at least we're not DOING those things. There's some level of non-fuckedupness in that. Isn't there? Well??

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